When you have to pee but someone’s in the bathroom
When you feel crumbs under your blankets
When there’s nothing in the fridge
When everyone’s singing Happy Birthday to you
When you have to fart but there’s too many people
When there’s dirty dishes
The feeling after you eat Mcdonalds
When you step in water while wearing socks
When you’re home alone and you hear a noise
fuck me you are enthusiastic….
I LOVE YOU TOO YOU BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF HUMAN MEAT
I work in a youth prison as a youth worker and I was so over being verbally abused the other day. A boy calling me a “fucking fat white cunt” got this
as my reaction.
I said it so sassy and walked away he didn’t know how to react.